XXXmas

So I awoke this morning in a very interesting fashion:

(sound of multiple sets of galloping paws in the hallway)

(voice) FIONA!!!!

A hiss, a bark, cat on my head, a sharp pain across my ear.
OW! Blood runs down my head.

I stumble, slightly dazed into the bathroom, my ear is bleeding. A lot.

Just moments before, it seemed. I was sleeping and cuddling with Lint, my favorite cat. Now I was in pain and confused. Great Christmas.

Then I got a ukulele and a messenger bag. Sweeter Christmas. There's a German here too. That's always fun.